Day 16: Fig Newton

Hello! I'm Mr. Fig Newton. Some say you are what you eat. Well, I am what you eat. Hahaha! I love that one.

 

Anyway. I get pretty stuffed up in that self sealing packaging. Sometimes I have to get out and stretch my figs. When I bust out, I pretend I'm and alien birthing from a man's stomach. Reeeeieieiee! Think of how cute that would be. Did you know that I'm named after Newton, Massachusetts? Yer dar' tootin' I am. Generically, I'm really called a fig roll, but that just sounds stupid. A square has an easier time rolling than me. Oh, looks like my time of sacrifice has come. See you on the other siiiiiiide!